life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food. 

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food. 

DO 
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS 
MEANT
BY
----------MOBILE-------
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START

I knocked at HEAVENS door
GOD asked "What is your wish of today?"
I said "Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message"
GOD smiled and replied "GRANTED" 

Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful. 

If there is anything that keeps the mind open to angel visits, and repels the ministry of evil, it is pure love.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

 Last night I lay in my bed 
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- 
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

When i open my eyes every morning 
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! 

All I Wanted Ws Someone 2 Care 4 Me 
All I Wanted Ws Someone Who Wud B There 4 Me 
All I Ever Wanted Ws Someone Who Wud B True 
All I Ever Wanted Ws Someone like U

My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart for you
Is heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is 
Precious and endless

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1. I'm with you
2. Still with you
3. Will ALWAYS with you

GurIyA Kitni Pagal HAi
Jab Mujh sAy Yeh Kehti HAi

Mujhe Kitni Eddi Do ge. . .???

To diL kArtA Hai
Apni jAan Nikal KAr


Us Ki hAtheli Pe Rakh Duon. . . . . /

Pak v/s s.africa cricket series
twenty matches
1. Twenty 26-10
2. Twenty 27-10
onday matches
1. Onday 29-10
2. Onday 31-10
3. Onday 02-11
4. Onday 05-11
5. Onday 08-11
test matches
1. Tist 12-11
2. Tist 20-11
Pléase forwerd to yovr friends and enjoy spot fixing

khuda ne kuch aisa nawaza hai tere pyar se mujhye,

meri khushiyan aik jheel thin magar samandar bana dia usse

Mat kar itna Guroor apne Aap par "" INSAN""
Na jane khuda ne kitne tere jaise bnaa bnaa k mita diye.Mat kar itna Guroor apne Aap par "" INSAN""
Na jane khuda ne kitne tere jaise bnaa bnaa k mita diye.

American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye........

Best sms

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dear friend
E : u r Excelant
F : u r First
G : u r Great

Sorry it will take too much time to lie till Z.

If I could Die

If I could die early I would ask God
If I could be your guardian angel,
So I could wrap my wings around you
And embraces you whenever you feel alone…

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is like playing the piano

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,

then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Google or Yahoo ???

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

Great words from Shakespear

I'm Not "HANDSOME"
But I Can Give My "HAND" To "SOME" One Who Needs Help.

Beauty Is In Heart,Not In Face...!

Love Sms

I cross my heart and promise to give all I have got to give
to make all your dreams come true. In all the world,
You will never find a love as true as mine

A funny crime story

A funny crime story,

Five friends lived in a room.

Mad

Brain

Fool

Nobody

Somebody,

One day somebody killed Nobody, At that time Brain was in

bathroom, Mad called police.

Mad: Hello police! Somebody has killed Nobody.

Policeman: R you Mad?

Mad: Yes i m mad.

Policeman: Dont u have brain ?

Mad: yes actually brain is in bathroom.

Policeman: You fool?

Mad: No sir i m Mad actually Fool is busy

Bechara Mard

Bechara Mard!

Agar aurat par haath uthaye to zalim,

Aurat say Pitt jaye to buzdil,

Aurat ko kisi kay sath daikh kar larai karay to jeleous,

Chup rahay tau be-gairat,

Ghar say bahar rahay tau awara,

Ghar main rahay tau nakara,

Bachon ko dantay tau zalim,

Na dantay tau laparwah,

Aurat ko naukri say rokay tau shaki mizaj,

Na rokay tau biwi ki kamai khanaywala,

Maa ki manay tau maa ka chamcha,

Biwi ki sunay tau Joru ka Ghulam,

Na janay kab aye ga yeh “Happy Husband’s Day“

Baby camel: Mom! why do camels have humps?

“Baby camel: Mom! why do camels have humps?

Mom: son, we are desert animal, we need humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.

Baby: why our legs long & our feet rounded?

Mom: they are meant for walking in desert, we can move around desert better than anyone.

Baby: than why our eyelashes long? As it bothers my sight.

Mom: son these are protective cover, They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand & wind.

BABY: THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE IN THE ZOO???

Moral:

Skills, knowledge, abilities & experiences are only useful if you are at right place!”

TOP SMS

you've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day




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ThiS CHRISTMAS TREE is JusT FoR u.It BrinGs WitH it HopE,JoY,Love&PeacE,Merry Xmas.












Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng;

Najar ko badlo, najare badal jayenge;

Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishao ko badlo

KINARE badal jayenge

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,

Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Change a Girl Into a Women.?

Which 3 Letters Can
Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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Click here for answer

Answer:-AGE....!!

Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..?

Girl: Do You Have A House...?
Boy: No..

Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...?
Boy: No..

Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
Boy: No Salary, But...

Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!

Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
Lands, 3 Ferrari ' S, And 3 Porsche's. Why Would I Need
To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
I'm The Boss!
& The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D

Forget Bad Credit with a Rent To Buy scheme that helps people with Credit Problems Get On The Property Ladder

If you have had credit problems in the past you’ll know that it is virtually impossible to get a mortgage to buy a house and you will be stuck paying dead rent forever. This short article explains how Rent To Own (also known as Rent To Buy or Rent 2 Own)  schemes can get you onto the UK property ladder and well on the way to owning your own home. We’ll look at how you can move into your own house without needing a mortgage at all and if you don’t need a mortgage you can’t fail a credit check, can you? Finally, we’ll look at some of the benefits of becoming a tenant buyer.

Getting a mortgage these days is hard enough. The lenders don’t want to lend at all and if they can find an excuse not to offer a mortgage they’ll take it. If you have a bad credit history, they’ll offer you a low loan to value (LTV) and a high interest rate. Coupled with that will be extortionate ‘arrangements fees’ of up to 3%-4%. Rent To Own schemes do away with the need for a mortgage completely because the initial part of the agreement will be a standard AST tenancy and you will have an Option to buy (a Purchase Option) the house later. Your purchase price is agreed at the beginning and is usually the current market price. You will need a small deposit of around 5% to 10%.

You start on the property ladder as a tenant with a Purchase Option. The Option Period will last for 3 to 7 years and gives you the legal right to buy the house at the agreed price. You can exercise your option at any time right up until the end. The Option Period will be set for long enough for you the clear your bad credit history at which point you should be in a position to buy the house in the normal way. So, you can see that under a Rent To Buy agreement, you are both a tenant and a buyer. In short, you are a tenant buyer.

As a tenant buyer, you have a number of benefits under the Rent To Buy scheme. You have an option but not an obligation to buy the house when you are ready. If your plans change, you are not obliged to buy the house and can simply walk away. You are able to get into the house by providing a very small deposit compared to what the banks would charge. You can treat the house as your own because you can be safe in the knowledge that if you spend any money on the house making improvements, your purchase price was agreed at the start of the Rent To Buy agreement. You will benefit from any house price rises.

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To get on the property ladder as soon as possible, get on our mailing list for the latest Rent To Buy properties in the UK. Get into your own house while the house prices are near the bottom of the market and start benefitting when house prices go back up. Get-On-The-Property-Ladder.co.uk are Rent To Buy & Rent To Own specialists and work with many of the best UK property sourcing companies to bring you some of the cheapest property available.