If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

 Last night I lay in my bed 
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- 
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

When i open my eyes every morning 
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! 

All I Wanted Ws Someone 2 Care 4 Me 
All I Wanted Ws Someone Who Wud B There 4 Me 
All I Ever Wanted Ws Someone Who Wud B True 
All I Ever Wanted Ws Someone like U

My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart for you
Is heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is 
Precious and endless

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1. I'm with you
2. Still with you
3. Will ALWAYS with you

GurIyA Kitni Pagal HAi
Jab Mujh sAy Yeh Kehti HAi

Mujhe Kitni Eddi Do ge. . .???

To diL kArtA Hai
Apni jAan Nikal KAr


Us Ki hAtheli Pe Rakh Duon. . . . . /

Pak v/s s.africa cricket series
twenty matches
1. Twenty 26-10
2. Twenty 27-10
onday matches
1. Onday 29-10
2. Onday 31-10
3. Onday 02-11
4. Onday 05-11
5. Onday 08-11
test matches
1. Tist 12-11
2. Tist 20-11
Pléase forwerd to yovr friends and enjoy spot fixing

khuda ne kuch aisa nawaza hai tere pyar se mujhye,

meri khushiyan aik jheel thin magar samandar bana dia usse

Mat kar itna Guroor apne Aap par "" INSAN""
Na jane khuda ne kitne tere jaise bnaa bnaa k mita diye.Mat kar itna Guroor apne Aap par "" INSAN""
Na jane khuda ne kitne tere jaise bnaa bnaa k mita diye.

American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye........

Best sms

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dear friend
E : u r Excelant
F : u r First
G : u r Great

Sorry it will take too much time to lie till Z.

If I could Die

If I could die early I would ask God
If I could be your guardian angel,
So I could wrap my wings around you
And embraces you whenever you feel alone…

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is like playing the piano

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,

then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Google or Yahoo ???

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

Great words from Shakespear

I'm Not "HANDSOME"
But I Can Give My "HAND" To "SOME" One Who Needs Help.

Beauty Is In Heart,Not In Face...!